Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Well I'm free! I don't teach elementary art anymore!  I teach art to adults way more fun! And freeing it took me 3 years to quit that fucked up job! Thank goodness it's over 

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Roped IN

Okay! I didn't realize that when I started teaching Elementary Art that the teachers were also elementary students.  Back stabbing runs rampant in the school system. They talk about you and they rope you into shit that you don't want to do.  They are BITCHES!!!I'm tired of this shit.  I think I'm done with the teaching profession. So through with the craziness.
If we won the award why do we have to preform some bullshit with 50 kids on a bus. and I"m creating 40 colorful shields using the color wheel. CRAP SANDWICH!! I hate this and them!!! 

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

79 days left!

Please give me the strength to make it to the end of the year without kicking this mickey fickey's ass!
I'm so sick of this job.
I actually counted the number of times I told the class to sit down the other day. 15 yep! 15 times, "please sit down" the response was Mrs. Hunter please that is annoying.
I lost my mind!!! Are you kiddin me.
I'm trying not to raise my voice because of the fragile kid in the class who cries and shakes when I do. Please!!! the class is louder than I ever could be.
I keep thinking it's almost over.  On'y 17 more weeks 79 days including holidays!!!
Please hurry!!!
I'm fading fast.


Art Teachers Hate Glitter: 20 Things An Elementary Art Teacher Will Never Tell You

Art Teachers Hate Glitter: 20 Things An Elementary Art Teacher Will Never Tell You

Sunday, January 22, 2012

I'm so thru.

Okay, so now you get in trouble for telling a kid they suffer from little man syndrome. I was actually told I ruined this kids self esteem.  WTF. Are you kidding me if that's all it take now days for your self esteem to be destroyed then you didn't have much to begin with.
The situation was funny; the little kid in the class pushin up on two huge boys( bigger than me). I told him to turn around and stop the maddness. He continues to tell me that he can take on anybody blah blah blah.
I told him look at you you're the smallest guy in here. him more blah blah blah ( take on everyone). Me you're just suffering from little man syndrome, happens all the time.
Little man goes home tells mommy. ARE YOU KIDDIN ME!
Mommy calls principal.
Principals tells me I can't sit all the African american kids at the same table because we live in a PC society WTF.
I'm through I think I'd rather go dodge bullets and turning wrenches. Army.com
I'm not cut out for this bullshit, whining, sorry ass brats who don't tell the whole story. W E man W E

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Threatened!

Are you kidding me? I had a 6 year old threaten me over a DumDum lollipop.  the kid picked up a chair and he told me he was attacking me over a lollipop.  I told him in my nice teacher voice please put that chair down. He said no! I told him again please put your chair down.  What if I don't he asked.
I walked up to him in my most ARMY voice and told him he wouldn't remember what i did to him if he didn't put it down.
Funny thing the chair was back on the floor in a flash! Go ARMY.com!!

This whole holiday season thing is overrated.  Reindeer runs and holiday movies cut into my Art teaching time. Besides the kids are out of their minds waiting to have a week or two off.  Nobody is learning anything!!
I'm hoping to just relax a little.  Catch up on some sewing, painting, working out, and reading.
Well life as an art teacher is hilarious!!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Monday Madness

Well, I must be mad, yup out of my flipping mind.  I thought it would be fun to sing in the staff choir.
Yeah that's right me. I have only sung cadences along side of formations and that's only because everyone knows the words to those stupid things.
Hey, hey Captain jack meet me down by the railroad tracks with your suitcase in your hand I want to be a traveling man. hey hey all the way hey hey every day! Everybody now sing along!!
Okay well I'm singing twice tomorrow two songs not by myself of course, that would be torture for those listening to me. Just give me the strength to not choke of it.
The second thing is I have an observation tomorrow.  UGH!! It's fourth grade and it's plaster.  Yeah, messy!!! so, clean up is extremely important.  WOW! Monday was my favorite day of the week for teaching that and Thursday.  I hope it all goes well, oh and I'm changing the display Mondrian and the kindergarten!!! they are so cute.. and the majority of them came out awesome! pictures all around!!
check in tomorrow for the fall out.... hey hey meet me down by the art room rack!! with your paint in your hand I want to be a creative ma'am.