So, I don't know who thought it was a great idea to send 4 year kids to school all day.
Make them do art at the end of the day when they are totally exhausted.
Here's what you don't do: You don't yell at the kid whose crying and holding their hand between their legs. Why? Because they are pissing on the floor.
I would of never guessed that for a million dollars. The whole time I'm wondering why are they crying. Until I realize that they just pissed on the same floor I'm standing on and now in.
I'm so shocked I yell what are you doing!!?? Stop that!! and then they run while peeing to the bathroom.
They kept trying to hold my hand. OH HELL NO!!! you ain't touching me, you have pee on there I'm thinking.
I keep saying no no no!! All that water works needs to stop.
I couldn't even figure out how to call the custodian. I'm thinking toxic, hazardous waste.
The custodian comes in with a mop and pail. There's got to be some special cleaner cause I mean it's PISS. Nope just regular stuff, no bleach or industrial strength detoxing cleaner.
AND then it hits me! OMG I have piss on my shoes!!!!! Oh yeah, what I wouldn't give for a port a potty right now.
So, what lesson did I learn? Try not to scare the piss out of the children, and let the kid finish before you move them to the bathroom. That way the clean up are is a lot smaller.
The best part of the lesson, I get to buy a new pair of shoes!!! Yeah me.
Make them do art at the end of the day when they are totally exhausted.
Here's what you don't do: You don't yell at the kid whose crying and holding their hand between their legs. Why? Because they are pissing on the floor.
I would of never guessed that for a million dollars. The whole time I'm wondering why are they crying. Until I realize that they just pissed on the same floor I'm standing on and now in.
I'm so shocked I yell what are you doing!!?? Stop that!! and then they run while peeing to the bathroom.
They kept trying to hold my hand. OH HELL NO!!! you ain't touching me, you have pee on there I'm thinking.
I keep saying no no no!! All that water works needs to stop.
I couldn't even figure out how to call the custodian. I'm thinking toxic, hazardous waste.
The custodian comes in with a mop and pail. There's got to be some special cleaner cause I mean it's PISS. Nope just regular stuff, no bleach or industrial strength detoxing cleaner.
AND then it hits me! OMG I have piss on my shoes!!!!! Oh yeah, what I wouldn't give for a port a potty right now.
So, what lesson did I learn? Try not to scare the piss out of the children, and let the kid finish before you move them to the bathroom. That way the clean up are is a lot smaller.
The best part of the lesson, I get to buy a new pair of shoes!!! Yeah me.
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